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Man, I'm getting itchy. It seems like an eternity since the last EX NUNS and seems about the same till the next one. I know how these things sneak up on people like us though so I'm sure before you know it Friday April 24 will be upon us and you'll be stumbling out of THE OFFICIAL EX NUNS ANZAC DAY EVE BEACH PARTY at sunrise to head down to the dawn service and disgrace yourself.
Then I imagine Today Tonight will do a report on EX NUNS and say we are corrupting the youth and Anna Coren will be having tea with your grandmother who will be talking heaps of smack on you and your mates and you'll be all like FUCK YOU GRANDMA and then she'll stab you with her father's bayonet that probably still has blood on it from 1915.
So how did it come to this? That 9-11pm period probably didn't help. $5 JAGERBOMBS for that two hour period no doubt got your night off swimmingly. With one million party favourites and punk hits over the evening we are expecting at least 20 pairs of heels to be broken leaving the dancefloor looking like no man's land after an artillery barrage.
Grandma would definitely not approve. She totally needs to chill.
Other goodies we have for you include:
* XXX NUNS 2-UP
* SIMPSON AND HIS DONKEY SHOW
* MUSTARD GAS DISCO
* $4.5 TRENCH BEERS ALL NIGHT
* $5 DIGGER SPIRITS ALL NIGHT
Come down because it will be all raging on the western front this Friday. EX NUNS - PHOENIX - 34 OXFORD ST DARLINGHURST - DOORS 9PM - $10 ENTRY - UPTOOURHIPS.COM
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